What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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