I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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