I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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