Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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