I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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