i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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