He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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