Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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