I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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