Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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