Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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