Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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