ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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