So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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