no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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