We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
