I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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