He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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