Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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