i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
