susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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