I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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