She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
