As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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