so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
