Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Randomize
