His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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