So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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