Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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