Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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