My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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