Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize