Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
