Moan for me like Helen Keller
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
