Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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