I just made out with a guy for $7.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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