Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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