god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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