she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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