he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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