he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
