i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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