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My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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