oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
