Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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