I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
