Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
No subtext here. People are naked.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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