it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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