exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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