I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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