is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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