You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
do herpes really smell.
bring money and cleavage
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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