So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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