Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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