ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You did what with his pubic hair?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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