question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
is it fun? or sober?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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